A married man was
having an affair
with his secretary.
One day,
their passions
overcame them and
they took off for
her house,
where they made
passionate love all
afternoon. Exhausted
from
the wild sex, they
fell asleep,
awakening around
8:00 PM. As
the man threw on his
clothes, he told the
woman to take his
shoes
outside and rub them
through the grass
and dirt. Mystified,
she
nonetheless
complied. He slipped
into his shoes and
drove home.
"Where have you
been?" demanded his
wife when he entered
the
house.
"Darling, I can't
lie to you. I've
been having an
affair with my
secretary and we've
been having sex all
afternoon. I fell
asleep
and didn't wake up
until eight
o'clock."
The wife glanced
down at his shoes
and said, "You lying
bastard!
You've been playing
golf!".
